ok im really bored some1 talk to me

i completely screwed up my relationship w/ my gf and now i think she fucking hates me.....what do i do? someone plz help me

ok this seriously offended me its a bunch of stereotypical jokes that some douchebag came up with. read them and u will c what i mean

Why are scene kids so bad at karate?
Because they can never get past the white belt.

A punk with a rainbow-colored mohawk sits down on a bench next to an old man. After awhile, he notices the old man is staring at him. "What's wrong, old timer?" asks the punk, "Never done anything wild in your life?" "Actually," says the geezer, "One time I screwed a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

What do you do if there's an emo in your backyard with his hand blown off?
Stop laughing and reload!

What's better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree?
One emo kid nailed to fifty trees.

What would you rather be: emo or handicapped?
trick question: being emo is a handicap.

Myspace.

An emo kid, a jew, a mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins? Society.

Emo is to music as Terrorism is to society.

Get scene or cut trying

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three! One to replace it, two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.

Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself..(works for hair too.)

f a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first? The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid's tears.

What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry.

How many emo kids does it take to make a microwave burrito?
Four. One to write about it on LiveJournal, One to post a MySpace bulletin, One to take a picture of himself in the mirror with the burrito, and One to microwave the burrito.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onio
n? You cry when you cut an onion.

what do you call a punk without a girlfriend??
Homeless

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored

hey who called my gf an asshole? she said it was some1 on here and i want to know who.

im so bored sum1 plz talk 2 me

hey if u like rock music leave a comment and i'll add the music vid u request to the list with ur name next to it to show ppl what ur favorite song is. i'll start with city sleeps - not an angel

moonshade777 - boulevard of broken dreams

gothinluv666 - tears don't fall

im extremely happy right now. i just got a gf and shes awesome,cute,and funny 2. not sure y im makin this a post but hey, if all ur gf's cheated on u except the 1 u just stared dating, wouldnt u b happy enough 2 tell sum1?